Fictional destinations. Excellent imagination.

Some trips don’t need a boarding pass.

Mushroom hideaways. Cloudside check-ins. Places your GPS has politely declined to recognise.

Just a joke. No real bookings.

A floating island with giant lilac mushrooms and a winding path drifting through a dreamy skyTravel parody

Places to stay. Reality optional.

Handpicked by a team that does not exist.

3 impossible places found. All of them excellent, none of them real.

A small A-frame cabin glowing beneath towering lilac mushrooms in a misty forestFictional stay

The Overthinking Retreat

Parallel Pradesh · An imaginary destination

A quiet forest cabin for people who need a break from thinking about needing a break. The trees are excellent listeners.

  • Moss room service
  • Complimentary staring into the distance
  • No networking opportunities

Check-out: When you stop overthinking it.

A lilac villa with mushroom-shaped roofs floating on a soft bank of cloudsFictional stay

Cloud Nine & Three-Quarters

Upper Nowhere · An imaginary destination

A floating villa with uninterrupted views and absolutely no ground floor. Finally, somewhere that meets your unrealistic expectations.

  • Zero downstairs neighbours
  • Pillow weather forecasts
  • Late checkout from reality

Floor number: Difficult to explain.

A lodge with a giant mushroom roof beside a still lake under an enormous moonFictional stay

The Mushroom With a View

Somewhere Else Valley · An imaginary destination

A lakeside lodge beneath a generously sized mushroom. Come for the moonlight. Stay because the moon seems to recognise you.

  • Moon-facing deck
  • Reflective lake, emotionally and literally
  • Plenty of mush-room

Room service: The universe will get back to you.

How it works

  1. 1

    Pick somewhere impossible.

    Browse places that exist exclusively on this website.

  2. 2

    Reserve in your imagination.

    No payment. No paperwork. No actual reservation.

  3. 3

    Send it to the group chat.

    Finally, a group trip nobody needs to cancel.

Our cancellation policy is unusually generous.

Close this tab whenever you like.

Highly recommended by people we invented.

“The ceiling was excellent company.”
— A fictional guest
“Finally, a group trip that made it out of the group chat. Technically.”
— Another fictional guest

FAQs

Can I actually visit these places?

No. Every property, destination, review and experience on this website is invented.

Are you connected to MakeMyTrip?

No. This is an independent comedy project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to MakeMyTrip.

Can I book or buy anything?

No. There are no real bookings, payments, products or experiences for sale.

Why all the mushrooms?

Excellent architecture. Modest footprint. Terrible Wi-Fi.